Steampunk Gas Mask No. 9
Bob Bassett's Gas Mask Number 9 is the perfect BSDM accessory for the tongueless, toothless steampunk sex kitten I keep chained to my boiler. "Happy Birthday, Gertrude. I love you honey!" Design flaws appear to be a too-narrow mouth nozzle, although Bassett claims that Gas Mask Number 10 will address this flaw. In the meantime, connect a hose to it and use it to pump in tapioca pudding by the gallon until the excess spurts from the aural drainage shunts. Ah, Victorian l'amour
, just like Professor Challenger used to have!
: Wouldn't it just figure that steampunk connoisseur Cory over at the Mother Boing would beat me to it
, although he wants it more as an objet d'art
than as a practical item for spicing up a bachelor's love life. Well, he's a respectable family man these days, so who can blame him?
Steampunk Gas Mask 9
[Steam Fashion via Gadget Lab
via Steampunk Workshop
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