Steampunk Gas Mask No. 9

Bob Bassett's Gas Mask Number 9 is the perfect BSDM accessory for the tongueless, toothless steampunk sex kitten I keep chained to my boiler. "Happy Birthday, Gertrude. I love you honey!" Design flaws appear to be a too-narrow mouth nozzle, although Bassett claims that Gas Mask Number 10 will address this flaw. In the meantime, connect a hose to it and use it to pump in tapioca pudding by the gallon until the excess spurts from the aural drainage shunts. Ah, Victorian l'amour, just like Professor Challenger used to have!

Update: Wouldn't it just figure that steampunk connoisseur Cory over at the Mother Boing would beat me to it, although he wants it more as an objet d'art than as a practical item for spicing up a bachelor's love life. Well, he's a respectable family man these days, so who can blame him?

Steampunk Gas Mask 9 [Steam Fashion via Gadget Lab via Steampunk Workshop]

[#1 posted by mujadaddy , July 8, 2008 10:35 AM]

Jeez, you know there's a LINK to the other site at the top of the page.... and down the side...

[#2 posted by John Brownlee , July 8, 2008 10:45 AM]

I know, it's rough, having to see something cool twice on two separate blogs when that thing happens to intersect both their areas of coverage.

[#3 posted by satiredun , July 8, 2008 12:07 PM]

You know, when I posted this on SPWS, I thought maybe I was the only one getting a kick out of the latent fetish aspect. But now, I think I'm more entertained by everyone's own waxing-sexual musings on it.

[#4 posted by Downpressor , July 8, 2008 6:31 PM]

I for one suspect that this really comes from CD's personal collection and perhaps was involved with his spawning event.