POSTED BY

John Brownlee

AT 4:49 AM
Tuesday July 8, 2008

Kitchen and Housewares

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Zombie garden sculpture brings the flesh-slavering undead to your daffodil bed

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Precisely why you call the 1-800 number on the side of the canister when you accidentally spill 2-4-5 liquid Trioxin in the flower bed. A garden scultpure by Alan Dickenson, only $89.95.

Zombie of Montclaire Moors Garden Sculpture [Design to Scano via Nerd Approved]

9 Comments

Anonyman

#1 – 5:27 AM July 8, 2008

Garden? I'm thinking graveyard.

strider_mt2k

#2 – 5:34 AM July 8, 2008

Circle of life, man.

Falcon_Seven

#3 – 7:36 AM July 8, 2008

Less of a zombie, more like a poor gardener trapped in an overabundant quagmire of shredded cedar mulch.

jennfrank

#4 – 11:38 AM July 8, 2008

Not as hardcore as this, though.

wmperry

#5 – 11:54 AM July 8, 2008

This would be perfect to sink in the quarry for the SCUBA diving crowd. I could use this to scare the wetsuits off of students during their training dives.

Torporous

#6 – 1:33 AM July 9, 2008

@5 WMPerry
That would be a video I'd love to watch on youtube.

This is such a great piece of work. I'd need to fix it into the ground well though as I'm sure it would be lifted by those young whipper snippers on the street.

Perhaps I could just put it out on Haloween...

chef

#7 – 11:40 PM July 10, 2008

@1: Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe, whatever works. Whether you have a black thumb, or strangely healthy plants, it's suitable for both.

MINIONSWEB

#8 – 11:01 AM July 16, 2008

How many times must one tell William H Macy to avoid the quicksand????

Anonymous Anonymous

#9 – 7:44 AM April 24, 2009

Where are bad teeth, flash decaying and rotting? Some kind of a n00b zombie... :)

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