Zombie garden sculpture brings the flesh-slavering undead to your daffodil bed

Posted by John Brownlee, July 8, 2008 4:49 AM | permalink

Precisely why you call the 1-800 number on the side of the canister when you accidentally spill 2-4-5 liquid Trioxin in the flower bed. A garden scultpure by Alan Dickenson, only $89.95.

Zombie of Montclaire Moors Garden Sculpture [Design to Scano via Nerd Approved]

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#1 posted by Anonyman , July 8, 2008 5:27 AM

Garden? I'm thinking graveyard.

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#2 posted by strider_mt2k

, July 8, 2008 5:34 AM

Circle of life, man.

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#3 posted by Falcon_Seven , July 8, 2008 7:36 AM

Less of a zombie, more like a poor gardener trapped in an overabundant quagmire of shredded cedar mulch.

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#4 posted by jennfrank , July 8, 2008 11:38 AM

Not as hardcore as this, though.

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#5 posted by wmperry , July 8, 2008 11:54 AM

This would be perfect to sink in the quarry for the SCUBA diving crowd. I could use this to scare the wetsuits off of students during their training dives.

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#6 posted by Torporous , July 9, 2008 1:33 AM

@5 WMPerry
That would be a video I'd love to watch on youtube.

This is such a great piece of work. I'd need to fix it into the ground well though as I'm sure it would be lifted by those young whipper snippers on the street.

Perhaps I could just put it out on Haloween...

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#7 posted by chef

, July 10, 2008 11:40 PM

@1: Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe, whatever works. Whether you have a black thumb, or strangely healthy plants, it's suitable for both.

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#8 posted by MINIONSWEB , July 16, 2008 11:01 AM

How many times must one tell William H Macy to avoid the quicksand????