By John Brownlee at 4:50 am Tue, Jul 8, 2008
Precisely why you call the 1-800 number on the side of the canister when you accidentally spill 2-4-5 liquid Trioxin in the flower bed. A garden scultpure by Alan Dickenson, only $89.95.
Zombie of Montclaire Moors Garden Sculpture [Design to Scano via Nerd Approved]
Garden? I’m thinking graveyard.
Circle of life, man.
Less of a zombie, more like a poor gardener trapped in an overabundant quagmire of shredded cedar mulch.
Not as hardcore as this, though.
This would be perfect to sink in the quarry for the SCUBA diving crowd. I could use this to scare the wetsuits off of students during their training dives.
That would be a video I’d love to watch on youtube.
This is such a great piece of work. I’d need to fix it into the ground well though as I’m sure it would be lifted by those young whipper snippers on the street.
Perhaps I could just put it out on Haloween…
@1: Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe, whatever works. Whether you have a black thumb, or strangely healthy plants, it’s suitable for both.
How many times must one tell William H Macy to avoid the quicksand????
Where are bad teeth, flash decaying and rotting? Some kind of a n00b zombie…
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