Zombie garden sculpture brings the flesh-slavering undead to your daffodil bed

Precisely why you call the 1-800 number on the side of the canister when you accidentally spill 2-4-5 liquid Trioxin in the flower bed. A garden scultpure by Alan Dickenson, only $89.95.
Zombie of Montclaire Moors Garden Sculpture [Design to Scano via Nerd Approved]




Anonyman
#1 – 5:27 AM July 8, 2008
Garden? I'm thinking graveyard.
strider_mt2k
#2 – 5:34 AM July 8, 2008
Circle of life, man.
Falcon_Seven
#3 – 7:36 AM July 8, 2008
Less of a zombie, more like a poor gardener trapped in an overabundant quagmire of shredded cedar mulch.
jennfrank
#4 – 11:38 AM July 8, 2008
Not as hardcore as this, though.
wmperry
#5 – 11:54 AM July 8, 2008
This would be perfect to sink in the quarry for the SCUBA diving crowd. I could use this to scare the wetsuits off of students during their training dives.
Torporous
#6 – 1:33 AM July 9, 2008
@5 WMPerry
That would be a video I'd love to watch on youtube.
This is such a great piece of work. I'd need to fix it into the ground well though as I'm sure it would be lifted by those young whipper snippers on the street.
Perhaps I could just put it out on Haloween...
chef
#7 – 11:40 PM July 10, 2008
@1: Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe, whatever works. Whether you have a black thumb, or strangely healthy plants, it's suitable for both.
MINIONSWEB
#8 – 11:01 AM July 16, 2008
How many times must one tell William H Macy to avoid the quicksand????
Anonymous
#9 – 7:44 AM April 24, 2009
Where are bad teeth, flash decaying and rotting? Some kind of a n00b zombie... :)