iWood cases coming for iPhone 3G at the end of the month

If you’re picking up an iPhone 3G on Friday, you might want to consider one of these form-fitting Miniot iWood cases, which come in mahogany, walnut and padouk flavors. Very expensive indeed at $125 USD each, but it certainly beats the iPhone 3G’s natural finish: the accumulated digital smegma of a thousand greasy fingerprints.

iwood cases [technabob]

1. [Joel Johnson]

   I really want one of these. How big of a jerk would I be to buy one?

2. [Agies]

   mmmm… Digital smegma… such an accurate description.

3. [Anonymous]

   How could you mis-spell ‘walnut’ but get ‘smegma’ correct!?

   -spelling cops

4. [dculberson]

   How could you misspell misspell? (well, actually, mis-hyphenate, but whatever.)

5. [Anonymous]

   Now I consider myself a relatively mature person, but did Jobs really give the okay on the name ‘iWood’?

6. [Tubman]

   iWoodn’t

7. [John "Dillweed" Brownlee]

   @3, because one’s a frickin’ typo?

8. [historyman68]

   They’ve sold cork iPhone cases at the Apple Store for a while. In case you want to, I dunno, thumb-tack a note to it?

9. [AirPillo]

   So, who wants to post an instructable about how to make your own for $10 and sell it to some poor ignorant rube who thinks they’re getting it for a steal at $75?