Wiibrator Link is exactly what it sounds like it might be
The Wii's reputation as a game console for the rest of us grows larger with the latest third-party controller, which looks for all the world like a big white cucumber. Named the "WiibratorLink," its purpose is self-explanatory — it's just like those neck massagers found in ladies' direct-sales catalogs.
Perfect for playing Super Mario Brothers under unusual circumstances.

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The prophecies of a million video game webcomics, realized.
Hahahahahaha!
I shudder to think where they'd put the nunchuck extension....
Man, I thought my N64 would still do... but now that I see this (and the hulahoop playgirl model), I really, really want a Wii...
By the way, my mom once bought one of those neck massage thingies. Because she had pain in her neck. And I actually believe her that that is all she ever used it for...
Can't you play Wii games online, er, head to head?
Where's the Wiigina?