East Village gumball machine dispenses ideas

Neatorama through the proxy of a reader located this bubblegum machine in the East Village that has been savvily modded to dispense ideas for fifty cents apiece, each absolutely guaranteed to be actionable or your money back. Buy a moose, it might tell you, or Invent a Jump-To-Conclusions mat! Start a fire! Get a circumcision! Kidnap your ex-girlfriend! Shave a chicken! Breed a budgie with a mule! The possibilities are endless. I think the only thing more amazing than feeding quarters into this thing is coming up with the subliminal instructions with which to impregnate the brightly colored ovums inside. Your suggestion with ideas I can sell in my soon-to-be-created idea dispenser, in the comments please. But where do I get a gumball machine in Berlin? Best Idea Ever: Gumball Machine Sells Ideas [Neatorama]
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9 Responses to East Village gumball machine dispenses ideas

  1. Anonymous says:

    Idea for a gumball suggestion:

    Buy a Gumball..

  2. Anonymous says:

    The plural of “ovum” is “ova.”

    -Latin Lenin

  3. SamF says:

    Here’s an idea you can put in your idea-dispensing gumball jar:

    “Repost a boingboing.net article from yesterday.”


  4. George Curious says:

    Of course much like the items on offer from the left, no one guarantees they are good ideas or that they are good for you.

  5. ClassicGamesStore says:

    This guy probably got his idea from an idea dispensing machine.


  6. Matt Katz says:

    Introduce yourself to a guard or cop.

  7. DeWynken says:

    Idea #563: “Contemplate the fact you just wasted fifty cents”

  8. MrCoelho says:

    store your socks in jars.

  9. jrc says:

    Throughout Montreal the old cigarette dispensing machines in pubs now dispense zines and homemade cassettes.

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