By Rob Beschizza at 8:02 am Wed, Jul 16, 2008
Where is fancy bread?
In the heart, or in the head?
-or under your wrist?
Yeah… it may LOOK like a croissant, but I’ll bet it’s not a crisp and buttery as the ones you get in France!
“Crapvendor Augustus”. Heh.
It feels like bread, it looks like bread, it even SMELLS like bread, but it’s NOT bread?
I wouldn’t blame anyone who tried to eat it.
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