VHS USB hub. Yes, someone went there.

It even glows. Make your own using the howto at Instructables.

Glowing video tape USB hub [Instructables via Make]

1. [zuzu]

   So I guess Betamax would have to be a Firewire hub?

2. [strider_mt2k]

   That’s nothing.
   I have a two-inch video tape spool that’s also a parallel printer switch.

3. [Rob Beschizza]

   Yeah, well I have an 8-track that’s also a secret lair.