VHS USB hub. Yes, someone went there.

It even glows. Make your own using the howto at Instructables.

Glowing video tape USB hub [Instructables via Make]

[#1 posted by zuzu , July 16, 2008 8:35 PM]

So I guess Betamax would have to be a Firewire hub?

[#2 posted by strider_mt2k , July 16, 2008 10:17 PM]

That's nothing.
I have a two-inch video tape spool that's also a parallel printer switch.

[#3 posted by Rob Beschizza , July 16, 2008 10:38 PM]

Yeah, well I have an 8-track that's also a secret lair.