“Bomb Defuser” multitool does not yet come with “Female Body Inspector” T-shirt

The “Bomb Defuser” purports to be a multitool designed specifically for dismantling bombs. Unfortunately the $22 tool appears to be the same generic multitool that can be picked up at a variety of crapvendors for $5 or less. Those cheaper ones do not come with the laser-engraved “Bomb Defuser” logo, however, backed by the company’s guarantee*: even if your body is strewn about in little barbecued chunks, the logo should remain legible.

Product Page [BombDefuser.com]

* Okay, maybe I’m making the guarantee.

1. [John Brownlee]

   I lost the rock-paper-scissor match on who would pull their duped post, so here’s my original text:

   00:04

   “Red wire!”

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   “Blue wire!”

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   “No, red! …”

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   “Waii…”

   *snip*

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   Hans Zimmer music. Dramatic slow motion fireball.

   “Testicular torsion unsuccessfully reversed, doctor.”

   “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

2. [strider_mt2k]

   You’ll get my Leatherman when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

   (or the smoldering pieces thereof)

3. [meerkat]

   ha, I like the idea of the occasional “head to head” postings – who can come up with the best lil’ witty/absurd/sardonic writeup for a horrid piece of tech-junk…

4. [proto]

   I can just see myself at the airport arguing with the TSA drone:

   “But, but. . see the label! It’s for DEFUSING bombs!”

5. [lyd]

   Umm… Total rip off of Lady Ada’s genuine Leatherman E4 that she laser etches with that slogan.

   http://www.adafruit.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=8&products_id=36