"Bomb Defuser" multitool does not yet come with "Female Body Inspector" T-shirt

The "Bomb Defuser" purports to be a multitool designed specifically for dismantling bombs. Unfortunately the $22 tool appears to be the same generic multitool that can be picked up at a variety of crapvendors for $5 or less. Those cheaper ones do not come with the laser-engraved "Bomb Defuser" logo, however, backed by the company's guarantee*: even if your body is strewn about in little barbecued chunks, the logo should remain legible.

Product Page [BombDefuser.com]

* Okay, maybe I'm making the guarantee.

[#1 posted by John Brownlee , July 23, 2008 6:44 AM]

I lost the rock-paper-scissor match on who would pull their duped post, so here's my original text:

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"Red wire!"

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"Blue wire!"

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"No, red! ..."

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"Waii..."

*snip*

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Hans Zimmer music. Dramatic slow motion fireball.

"Testicular torsion unsuccessfully reversed, doctor."

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

[#2 posted by strider_mt2k , July 23, 2008 7:40 AM]

You'll get my Leatherman when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

(or the smoldering pieces thereof)

[#3 posted by meerkat , July 23, 2008 7:59 AM]

ha, I like the idea of the occasional "head to head" postings - who can come up with the best lil' witty/absurd/sardonic writeup for a horrid piece of tech-junk...

[#4 posted by proto , July 23, 2008 10:22 AM]

I can just see myself at the airport arguing with the TSA drone:

"But, but. . see the label! It's for DEFUSING bombs!"

[#5 posted by lyd , July 23, 2008 6:57 PM]

Umm... Total rip off of Lady Ada's genuine Leatherman E4 that she laser etches with that slogan.

http://www.adafruit.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=8&products_id=36