Coming soon to Akihabara game dealerships: Half-Elf Tentacle Assault for the Nintendo DS. You probably shouldn’t expect this States side: Yankee cephalophiles will unfortunately have to pirate this progressive title, which will likely come as no surprise to the game’s makers, Team DS-X, who have the name as a popular DS pirate cart.
Click through for the unpixelated version which does — yes — feature a slimy tentacle crammed inside the gooey pudendum of a half-elf. The titular “assault,” if you will… although she seems to be enjoying herself.
Rob’s non-sequitur chat room comment: “I would like a DS version of that Victorian wives slapping game.”
Half-Elf Tentacle Assault [Team DS-X via Kotaku]
“Rape an elf? No, really, I couldn’t. Tentacle’s a bit sensitive, you see. I just couldn’t. Oh, very well. They do look lovely. Just a half-elf then.”
Ah, Japan. Where even the unpixelated version is still pixelated.
Also, am I the only one who first read “Half-Life Tentacle Assault”? I was half-expecting Gordon Freeman to be fending off those tentacles with a crowbar before I scrolled down.
“Victorian wives slapping game” : that’s not a non-sequitur! There actually was a cool flash game that I remember playing, a few years back, where you would swipe your mouse cursor across your “opponent’s” face to slap them.
The anime-style art was very nice, and the game seemed like a natural for a DS adaptation.
I just can’t, for the life of me, remember the name of the game, and I’ve sadly lost the bookmark I once made to it.
Slap game:
http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php
Half-Elf Tentacle Assault is a doujin game (not official game) so it wil lbe released on a CD and will need a flash card to play it on a DS.
The game will be released on august 16th during the Comiket 71 held in Tokyo Big Sight.
After 16th Half Elf will be on sale at doujin shops like Melon Books and Toranoana…
Rose & Camellia DS? Here’s an incomplete (but still awesome) demo: http://www.dsfanboy.com/2007/08/29/thwap-rose-and-camellia-demo-hits-the-homebrew-scene/