Reserve papal mass seats via fax

For Catholics, attending a papal mass in the Vatican is what taking a dip in a Knob Creek vat would be for me: life’s ultimate ritual, full of strange chanting, holy liquids, and instant euphoria. Now reserving a seat can be done electronically, although as is typical with the Church, the procedure isn’t quite on the cusp of technological innovation: you can download the reservation form on their website, but you still must send it in by fax.

If they start sending out indulgences electronically I may have to invest in a fax machine. Who knows what sort of sins I’ll cook up after a few laps in the whisky pool?

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1. [Anonymous]

   Knob Creek for the fucking WIN!

2. [proto]

   ‘but you still must send it in by fax’

   Let’s see. . . fax? . . . Faahhx? . . .
   Oh! Fax! How quaint!

3. [Anonymous]

   They should’ve faxed in their reservations by using an online faxing service like MyFax!