The Oxygen Wonders of Exar
"Oxygen is life," declares Exar in ten languages, next to a blurred picture of a woman prancing through fields of tall grass (echoes of Lucy in the fields), harassed by bubbles of actionscript. Clicking through to the catalog itself, we are assailed by an 11,025 Hz piano, the finest Italian web design, and the products themselves.
Pictured above is the Exar Paradise, which encloses the user in a sphere and gasses them with wellness supplied by pO2rty, its feelgreat portable flavored oxygen generator.
Then there is the standard O2 bar, which has "aromastation colors" and which claims to generate "pure oxygen at 96%." One inhales it through a cannula while listening to nightmarish jazz, for a "pleasure full of benefits."
Clicking on the "O2 smart e O2 fantasy" navigation option gives us an animation of two office workers flying through space with more austere office models, advertised as an "elegant portable oxygen ministation for home, office, professionist." The Oxy regeneration system looks more relaxing, covering the user's face with a giant hemispherical dome called "Mecum," which combines oxyhuffing with "video theraputic visions," while the chair delivers a shiatsu massage to its occupant.
And we're barely scratching the surface here. There's an oxygen bath hot tub , which offers skin "hydroxygenstimulation," and which is one of few sub-sites there to offer the mercy of a "Stop Music" button.
Nor should visitors miss the "Oxy Hair System," which cures hair loss with the power of advantages and compounds, and looks suspiciously like the standard base unit hooked up to an airbrush. Music: accordion, with no off switch.
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Anyhow, the Music is "Fable" by Robert Miles a Super Dance Hit from in a supreme MIDi degraded version.
And finally, could this Oxygen Trap be the last Leonardo Da vinci's invention?
Who Knows.. Maybe Dan Brown...
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That picture at the top makes this contraption look like a "Soylent Green" man-u-factory.
I'm just saying that the size of the legs compared to the size of the dome, a head should be sticking out the other end, unless it has already been digested by the strange pac man-like creature.
nyom nyom nyom! tasty human!
It seem the wonderful invention for the hair care. Hair is tinny and part of the body and in million and billions present on the body but the hair loss especially for women is the great source of worrysome and million of dollors daily expant on the hair loss treatment as statistics about hair loss products sell on the http://hairlosscounter.com/ stated.Today the hair loss has industry in anywhere in the world is on boom.