Power On Self Test: This man’s commute is almost as short as mine

Photo: Alim Boeana.
Alim Boena [Flickr Set via Ectoplasmosis]

1. [Waterlilygirl]

   Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

2. [kerry]

   Yeah, um, I hope this doesn’t sound insensitive or xenophobic, but wtf is going on with that dude’s penis?

3. [Anonymous]

   It’s a penis sheath. Often made from gourds, in some Melanesian societies they are considered the only vital piece of clothing that a man needs

4. [Garr]

   I think it actually is sheathed in a carrot. Hard to tell which oddity struck me first, his golden member or the reptile-skinned vaio. Think he caught and skinned the aligator himself?

5. [erzatsen]

   penis sheath, notwithstanding, on savage-with-tech topic, i respectfully submit:
   Chief Antonio using a typewriter.
   http://exhibits.slpl.org/lpe/data/LPE240023331.asp?thread=240029452

6. [Halloween Jack]

   You’re all missing the point with the penis sheath: is it USB?

7. [Anonymous]

   Does it play Doom? (the sheath, I mean) Sorry, I HAD to.

8. [MarlboroTestMonkey7]

   The sheath doesn’t coordinate with his tie. Also a orangutanskine notebook would be recommended.

9. [devophill]

   Penis gourd? Penis gourd penis gourd penis gourd. Penis gourd!