Power On Self Test: This man's commute is almost as short as mine

Photo: Alim Boeana.
Alim Boena [Flickr Set via Ectoplasmosis]

[#1 posted by Waterlilygirl , July 30, 2008 7:02 AM]

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[#2 posted by kerry , July 30, 2008 7:59 AM]

Yeah, um, I hope this doesn't sound insensitive or xenophobic, but wtf is going on with that dude's penis?

[#3 posted by Anonymous , July 30, 2008 10:39 AM]

It's a penis sheath. Often made from gourds, in some Melanesian societies they are considered the only vital piece of clothing that a man needs

[#4 posted by Garr , July 30, 2008 10:45 AM]

I think it actually is sheathed in a carrot. Hard to tell which oddity struck me first, his golden member or the reptile-skinned vaio. Think he caught and skinned the aligator himself?

[#5 posted by erzatsen , July 30, 2008 1:12 PM]

penis sheath, notwithstanding, on savage-with-tech topic, i respectfully submit:
Chief Antonio using a typewriter.
http://exhibits.slpl.org/lpe/data/LPE240023331.asp?thread=240029452

[#6 posted by Halloween Jack , July 30, 2008 2:32 PM]

You're all missing the point with the penis sheath: is it USB?

[#7 posted by Anonymous , July 30, 2008 4:08 PM]

Does it play Doom? (the sheath, I mean) Sorry, I HAD to.

[#8 posted by MarlboroTestMonkey7 , July 30, 2008 4:15 PM]

The sheath doesn't coordinate with his tie. Also a orangutanskine notebook would be recommended.

[#9 posted by devophill , July 30, 2008 7:50 PM]

Penis gourd? Penis gourd penis gourd penis gourd. Penis gourd!