Sega Toys dreams of hamsters
Guaranteed not to grow giant tumors under their eyes and endure months of pain trapped in a child-administered prison little bigger than a shoebox (How I miss you, Fluffy), Sega Toys' Dream Hamster will cost $11 and last for years and years and years.
The product is apparently aimed not at youngsters but Japanese women between 20 and 40 years old. There are no plans for a U.S. release. Nor will it be a conscious, living being.
Press Release (PDF)
[Sega Toys via CrunchGear
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