Robot Milk
Essential accompaniment: Music: Steve Hale

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15 Responses to Robot Milk

  1. SlyBevel says:

    No link to source, Mr. Beschizzle? Why for not?

  2. jonkorn666 says:

    Insane song! This product is from the Echo Park Time Travel Mart. Check us out at

  3. Rob Beschizza says:

    I put it in the img alt by mistake (it was very late). The image now links.

    That isn’t much help, though…

  4. David Carroll says:

    Hey this isn’t new! I have been drinking robot milk since 2815..

  5. strider_mt2k says:

    Aww, Robot Milk!

    Nothing stays crunchy in THAT!

  6. Simeon says:

    I call bull #5 – the bottle clearly states Robot Milk has been in production since 2830.

  7. Secret_Life_of_Plants says:

    Robot Milk looks like sugar.

  8. dhasenan says:

    Drat it all! I was seriously hoping for “Share and enjoy”.

  9. Agent 86 says:

    It’s People!

  10. HatAndSuitcase says:

    Any idea where that comes from? I’ve been meaning to take a trip to the time-travel store, and that might just solidify the excursion.

  11. David Carroll says:

    #6 My mother was a robot. OK?

  12. zuzu says:

    I was hoping the audio embed would be a vocoder “M000000000″.

  13. Rob Beschizza says:

    Me too.

  14. Simeon says:

    Yo Momma was a tin-can with fishy bits left in it. ‘K?

    (Look, let me apologise in advance. I am a white, middle class, Middle aged, English Man. Blame the Pharcyde. I have no reason to abuse your Mother or question the fishy-ness of her replication ports. It’s been a long day at work and as we all know – it’s fun to insult peoples on the internets)

  15. Anonymous says:

    Great Article, though the song killed all of the mozilla/firefox browsers in Ubuntu. No song in Opera… no plugins. Konqueror FTW though two mins after page load and scared the barjeezus out of half the people and animals in my loft.

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