With Balkan dictator Slobodan Milošević now safely dead, the idea of a superhero named "Slob-man" has finally lost its Serbo-nationalistic cachet and returned to its natural linguistic place. This place is best embodied by the Beerbelt from Urban Outfitters, a creation so obviously bad that it can barely be made to hang properly for a professional photo-shoot. Awesomeness overcomes much, however, and I think we can be swayed.
Adam West's party surprise is yours for $18.
The Beer Belt [Urban Outfitters]