Remote controlled robot zombie
For $2650, this motorize torso of a slavering, flesh hungry zombie might seem to pricey for even the most overzealous Hallowe'eners. But if you stop looking at poor Dead Fred here as a holiday prop and begin considering him as a means of transportation, it starts looking up as an investment. After all, what would you rather have propel you around town: a Segway or a crab-crawling, disemboweled zombie robot?
Thumbs up, by the way, for the YouTube clip's soundtrack, which appears to feature two zombies fucking.
Dead Fred Zombie Chaser [Fright Catalog via Nerd Approved]

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Does it cut grass too ?
that's more freaky because it's gliding over the grass and has the voice of beavis and butthead than it being the living dead
Oh yeah baby; saddle him up!
Doesn't this make you want to build your own for Halloween? And chase kids down the block with it? Then have to deny it when the cops come? Oops, one sentence too far.