For $2650, this motorized torso of a slavering, flesh hungry zombie might seem too pricey for even the most overzealous Hallowe'eners. But if you stop looking at poor Dead Fred here as a holiday prop and begin considering him as a means of transportation, it starts looking up as an investment. After all, what would you rather have propel you around town: a Segway or a crab-crawling, disemboweled zombie robot?
Thumbs up, by the way, for the YouTube clip's soundtrack, which appears to feature two zombies fucking.
Dead Fred Zombie Chaser [Fright Catalog via Nerd Approved]