Teething Ring leaves tooth marks on punchees

Posted by John Brownlee, August 8, 2008 6:29 AM | permalink

Worn on the finger, the Teething Ring is simply a kitschy conversation piece with a punny name. Worn genitally, though, it is ample protection from the threat of a surprise attack by a vagina dentata.

Teething Ring [Etsy via Book of Joe]

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#1 posted by Tommy

, August 8, 2008 7:24 AM

If you can fit that on your penis, I don't think you need to be worried about vagina dentata.

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#2 posted by nerdler , August 8, 2008 8:21 AM

John Brownlee: Professional sesquipedalian douchebag.

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#3 posted by cubey , August 8, 2008 8:39 AM

I seem to remember a Mythbuster episode where they busted the myth that you could leave a clear imprint of a ring on someone's face just by punching.

And I agree with #1.

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#4 posted by John Brownlee , August 8, 2008 9:30 AM

@2: That's me! Though "sesquipedalian" has at least two more syllables than any word in this post. As Rob just commented to me: "I love that word because you can't use it without being one yourself." Nerdler: amateur sesquipedalian d-bag?

Anyway, at least now when BBG does business cards, I have a job title. Thanks!

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#5 posted by BuildUupBuzzKill , August 8, 2008 9:30 AM

pure and simple this ring is creepy as shit... and for what its worth i dont like the walking chattering teeth much either.

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#6 posted by pork musket , August 8, 2008 11:39 AM

@1 Stop making fun of me!!