There’s worse ideas for a business than to lift inventions from Gremlins’ Randall Peltzer wholesale. With a futuristic hemispheric design, the Ionic Smokeless Ashtray uses ions and ohms and magic to eliminate cigarette smoke. According to the copy, “smoke is broken down into minute, negatively-charged particles which are then captured by the positively-charged stainless steel lining of the dome” which results only in a pleasant spurt of fresh air and perhaps a wisp or two of residual arsenic gas. Technology! Only $19.99, so pay for one out of your house’s monthly Febreeze budget.