Intel: Nehalem is now Core i7
Intel's upcoming Nehalem architecture is officially getting a new name: Core i7. Insiders tell BBG
that Nehalem fell out of favor after testing groups thought it "too Jewish."*
Intel's fervently Hassidic corporate culture will be downplayed by the new branding, although not be eliminated entirely: our sources tell us that the i
stands for "Isaiah" while the 7
indicates the number of Ushpizzin who visit the sukkah during the holiday of Sukkot.
Intel changes Nehalem to Core i7
* - Wrong. They were, of course, thinking of the Nephilim, not the Nehalem.
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