I've never ever been to the Penny Arcade Expo, which pains me no end. It's just a bad time of year for me. Something always comes up. (This year it's Burning Man.) If you're in the Seattle area, have a camera and a internet-grade command on the English language, and would be willing to snap a few pix and write up your experience I'd be happy to send you my Three-Day Pass that I won't be able to use. I'm not looking for comprehensive coverage or anything — we're talking about a $40 pass, here — but as a devoted fan of Penny Arcade I'd at least like to attend this year by proxy. Hit me up via email (joel@sproingsproing) if you're interested. First person to tickle my fancy gets it. Update: Got it covered. Thanks, everyone!