Marital Aid Test Kitchen reviews the SaSi vibrator (Verdict: Obviates thumbs up)
Our go-to sex toy reviewer Lux Alptraum checks out the "SaSi", a fancy new vibrator that has a motion nub that more or less simulates cunnilingus:
The first time I heard that the SaSi could learn how to get me off, I got a little freaked out, thinking that this toy was powered by some kind of A.I. voodoo that would sense when and how often and how hard the toy made me came. Not so much, though: turns out "learns what you like" is actually just code for "fancy system of programmable stimulation settings."
In other words, the SaSi has two different modes: "learning mode" and "favorites mode". (You select which mode you'd like to enter after you turn the toy on.) In learning mode, the SaSi works its way through every stimulation setting and pauses for twenty seconds at each movement pattern. If you like the way a pattern feels, you can hit the "don't stop" button. When you shut the toy off, favorites mode updates with your last five "don't stop" settings, turning the mode mode into your own customized orgasm session. It may not be as impressive as some A.I. voodoo, but it's still pretty cool.
In case you might miss the implication, the site linked below is NSFW
— or at least not safe for some
workplaces. Around here I demand that we all check out porn at least twice a day, whether we need it or not.
Also, watching the nubbing move around under the silicone sheath in the video Lux has posted on Fleshbot
is sort of frightening. It looks like a little pink ghost.
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