A sinister chorus of tortured Furbies

Posted by Rob Beschizza, August 25, 2008 8:27 AM |

"The art he practiced was a performing art rather than a creative one: Doctor Jest was the Chief Interrogator of Melniboné. Reaching out with his free hand, he expertly seized the genitals of one of the male Furbies™. The scalpel flashed and the resulting music grew louder and more complex as the Furbies™, their vocal cords surgically operated upon to sing but one note each, screamed in perfect harmony. Even the young emperor was moved by the sinister echo of their songs. 'Why should their pain produce such marvelous beauty?' he wondered. And the Emperor Elric closed his eyes."

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#1 posted by Mousewrites , August 25, 2008 9:35 AM

:: is creepified by the description. Sends it to all of her friends::

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#2 posted by kahomono , August 25, 2008 10:37 AM

At mother-in-law's house. Saw a magazine I wanted to read. Furby was on top of magazine, on table. Picked up Furby and set it aside to get magazine.

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FSM.

That f*cking thing did not stop shrieking at random intervals until the next day.

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#3 posted by bugmaker , August 25, 2008 6:49 PM

Sheer genius. For more beautiful and imaginative than my single, deranged furby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMmsuUM5RcY

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