By Rob Beschizza at 4:56 pm Mon, Aug 25, 2008
Sometimes, something needs not so much a unicorn chaser as it needs to be chased down and killed by a unicorn.
The $12 set comes with four interchangeable horns and three victims. There is video:
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Personally, I prefer the Avenging Narwhal set.
I’ll admit that the mime is a nice extra touch, but I still hope Perry Bible Fellowship somehow gets a cut.
Avenging unicorn vs. avenging narwhal: FIGHT
This wouldn’t be Charlie, would it? But hey, with three of the included horns you can impale each of the figures, then build up some gory dribbles of epoxy w/red pigment. Interchangeable horror! If the senseless slaughter of a mime counts as horror…
Help me, Jason!
Or “I’ll call for help, Jason,” depending on which version you prefer.
First thing that comes to mind is this.
Second thing that comes to mind is the gay unicorn tattoo(s?). No, no picture you sick f***s.
Show that mime the TRUE meaning of sadness!
Hehe. I’ll bet it was inspired by this.
Wanted to make the PBF connection, was beaten to the punch.
Gee imagine what you could do with the Avenging unicorn play set and the Horrified B movie victems action figures.
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