Avenging Unicorn Play Set

Sometimes, something needs not so much a unicorn chaser as it needs to be chased down and killed by a unicorn.

The $12 set comes with four interchangeable horns and three victims. There is video:

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1. [eustace]

   This wouldn’t be Charlie, would it? But hey, with three of the included horns you can impale each of the figures, then build up some gory dribbles of epoxy w/red pigment. Interchangeable horror! If the senseless slaughter of a mime counts as horror…

2. [A New Challenger]

   Help me, Jason!

   Or “I’ll call for help, Jason,” depending on which version you prefer.

3. [kaiza]

   First thing that comes to mind is this.

   Second thing that comes to mind is the gay unicorn tattoo(s?). No, no picture you sick f***s.

4. [strider_mt2k]

   YEAH!

   Show that mime the TRUE meaning of sadness!

5. [Kieran O'Neill]

   Hehe. I’ll bet it was inspired by this.

6. [EricT]

   Gee imagine what you could do with the Avenging unicorn play set and the Horrified B movie victems action figures.

7. [gabrielm]

   Personally, I prefer the Avenging Narwhal set.

8. [Anonymous]

   I’ll admit that the mime is a nice extra touch, but I still hope Perry Bible Fellowship somehow gets a cut.

9. [dculberson]

   Wanted to make the PBF connection, was beaten to the punch.

10. [Rob Beschizza]

    Avenging unicorn vs. avenging narwhal: FIGHT

    http://www.amazon.com/UNICORN-VS-NARWHAL-PLAY-SET/dp/B000R85W1M/ref=pd_bxgy_t_text_b