An anonymous commenter draws our attention to this beautiful television cosy, yours for $25 at Sally England Design.
This is a really fun way to cover up your television when you are not watching it. Sometimes they say that the t.v puts off energy when it is not on that can effect otherwise good feng-shui. This design mimics those 'test of the emergency broadcast system' colorful bars that I was always amazed with growing up. It is made of felt and measures 21 1/4 wide x 14 1/2 long. It fits over your television, and I can make a custom one for you (extra cost) if your television is not as tiny as ours
Ben Kruisdijk also unearthed similarly fantastical works from Dutch artist Conny Kuilboer:
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Previously: Power On Self Test Card