Power On Self-Test: Cow Sharpener

1. [Not a Doktor]

   

2. [proto]

   Early testing on device to contain mad-cow disease shows limited promise.

3. [chef]

   Hrm. Cow seems as sharp as a wet sack of hammers.

4. [codewench]

   Early experiments into virtual reality for cows produced mixed results. On the one hand, the cows seemed to love the virtual grass fields. On the other hand it was noted that cows are not terribly bright, and wouldn’t it be cheaper just to toss them into a field? And so long as the cows are taken care of, why not get a pint yourself? At this point the experiment was called off for unspecified reasons.

5. [strider_mt2k]

   Actually that cow is being extruded using a patented new process.

   Look for “Insta-Cow” at your next 4H Ag. Fair.

6. [dculberson]

   Cowicide, don’t do it!

7. [Mindpowered]

   Must be a Scottish cow.

   “You get him to put his head down the cannon and set it off…..”

   Special Bonus if for the correct episode.

8. [SamF]

   It’s obviously a cowborg.

9. [Jake von Slatt]

   Coffee. Nose. Argh.