Power On Self-Test: Cow Sharpener

[#1 posted by Not a Doktor , September 2, 2008 11:24 PM]

:)

[#2 posted by proto , September 2, 2008 11:27 PM]

Early testing on device to contain mad-cow disease shows limited promise.

[#3 posted by chef , September 3, 2008 12:48 AM]

Hrm. Cow seems as sharp as a wet sack of hammers.

[#4 posted by codewench , September 3, 2008 4:20 AM]

Early experiments into virtual reality for cows produced mixed results. On the one hand, the cows seemed to love the virtual grass fields. On the other hand it was noted that cows are not terribly bright, and wouldn't it be cheaper just to toss them into a field? And so long as the cows are taken care of, why not get a pint yourself? At this point the experiment was called off for unspecified reasons.

[#5 posted by strider_mt2k , September 3, 2008 6:14 AM]

Actually that cow is being extruded using a patented new process.

Look for "Insta-Cow" at your next 4H Ag. Fair.

[#6 posted by dculberson , September 3, 2008 7:11 AM]

Cowicide, don't do it!

[#7 posted by Mindpowered , September 3, 2008 1:21 PM]

Must be a Scottish cow.

"You get him to put his head down the cannon and set it off....."

Special Bonus if for the correct episode.

[#8 posted by SamF , September 3, 2008 1:41 PM]

It's obviously a cowborg.

[#9 posted by Jake von Slatt , September 3, 2008 2:00 PM]

Coffee. Nose. Argh.