Skeleton disco ball for werewolves in the discothesque

If only we’d had one of these skull-shaped disco balls in the Malden High gymnasium during prom night. A magical night, in which I convinced the DJ to play “Bloodletting” during the last dance of the night, which I spent futilely trying to slip my hand under the blood red corset of my consumptive-looking goth date. Sigh. Our love making? It would have smelled of cloves.

$39.99, if you’re having a Halloween Monster Mash.

Skeleton Disco Ball [Fright Catalog via Coolest Gadgets

1. [strider_mt2k]

   Wow John, are you writing these from a dusty attic desk?
   One perhaps with one corner covered in candle wax?

   I’m not saying to stop, mind you.

2. [godisafiction]

   I wish it were bigger, with smaller mirrors, like the one on the Boyz Noize album.

   http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/f5/f2/fecf793509a0504c3e1b5110.L.jpg

3. [Kaden]

   I’ve been building these things for at least 10 years. I even detailed the fabrication process in that book I wrote for the Make guys.

   So where’s my cut?

4. [Anonymous]

   By “consumptive-looking” do you mean she was dying of tuberculosis?

   I’m glad I wasn’t the only one in highschool going after the infected girls…

5. [Milo Minderbender]

   I live up the street where nearly all the disco balls in the world are manufactured. At National Products in Louisville, KY. Google it!