Reuters gets snarky about Steve Jobs' lack of death

It's already been changed on the live site, but my feed reader cached this wonderful headline from Reuters regarding the most recent Apple keynote: "Alive Jobs unveils Apple's "thinnest" iPod"

Not the funniest joke in the world, but hilarious to me that for at least a little while today that was what was out on the wires.

Jobs unveils Apple's "thinnest" iPod [Reuters]

[#1 posted by Rob Beschizza , September 9, 2008 12:27 PM]

Shambling corpse Jobs wasn't available, see.

[#2 posted by clueless in brooklyn , September 9, 2008 12:57 PM]

It amazes me how obsessed people are in this country with physical appearence. From TMZ to Boing Boing, everyone is so ready to talk about celebrity weight control more than most issues.

[#3 posted by frankiez , September 9, 2008 1:01 PM]

"It amazes me how obsessed people are in this country with physical appearence" this statement is in total contrast with the rampant obesity in US...

[#4 posted by the Other michael , September 9, 2008 1:06 PM]

undead unfake steve jobs has a better ring but maybe too unwieldy sigh

[#5 posted by artbot , September 9, 2008 1:15 PM]

One man's "trim" is another man's "gaunt".

[#6 posted by clueless in brooklyn , September 9, 2008 1:38 PM]

olsen twins?

[#7 posted by Anonymous , September 9, 2008 6:55 PM]

This isn't celebrity obsession - Jobs looks like he's wasting - and that's with the 10-15 lbs. that the camera adds.
He's got the slightly distended belly, significant fat and muscle loss in his upper body and face, and the telltale AZT butt (noticeable loss of muscle volume and tone). It's really quite shocking from just a year ago.

[#8 posted by OM , September 9, 2008 10:24 PM]

"...This word just in: Steve Jobs is still alive."

[#9 posted by Halloween Jack , September 10, 2008 7:13 AM]

Zombie Jobs will have "one more thing"... forever.