Power On Self Test: Aw, Crap.

Later investigations revealed that, unbeknown to them, Dexter, Stewie, and Timmy Turner's secret labs were all located within one block of each other. We will never be sure which one went off first.

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#7 posted by Joel Johnson

, September 11, 2008 7:06 AM

Due to a mix up in Human Resources, Prof. Freeman spent the rest of his life on a cod boat in Nova Scotia; the Gorton's Fisherman opened a portal to a dimension populated solely by glowing antagonistic fish sticks.

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#8 posted by Hinermad , September 11, 2008 7:07 AM

"Explain yourself, Ensign Crusher!"

Admit it - you always wanted to see it!

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#9 posted by kaiza , September 11, 2008 7:10 AM

I CAN HAZ GIANT GOOTSEE?

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#10 posted by Victor Bogado , September 11, 2008 7:11 AM

Ops...

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#11 posted by kaiza , September 11, 2008 7:14 AM

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

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#12 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 7:16 AM

Deffinitely photoshopped....you can see the pixels!

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#13 posted by CarrollGardener , September 11, 2008 7:16 AM

We're going to drill in America.

Right here.

Right now.

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#14 posted by kaiza , September 11, 2008 7:18 AM

Now that that's all out of my system - shouldn't the black hole be forming where the particles are being collided (ie the center of the hole is on or close to the circumference of the ring) rather than in the middle of the ring, which I'm pretty sure is just plain old non-space-time warping dirt.

Oh yes:

I JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO, O SHI-

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#15 posted by theOlster , September 11, 2008 7:25 AM

"This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council," the voice continued. "As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of
those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less that two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."

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#16 posted by Gary61 , September 11, 2008 7:26 AM

“Somewhere, somewhen, a giant cop, carrying a giant cup of coffee, is looking for this ....”

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#17 posted by meerkat

, September 11, 2008 7:46 AM

Higgs boson - 1
Humanity - 0

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#18 posted by mightymouse1584 , September 11, 2008 7:49 AM

"LHC FAIL"

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#19 posted by mightymouse1584 , September 11, 2008 7:52 AM

"Hey Casey, behind the back shot!

(some background)
(http://galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=1)

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#20 posted by Ari B.

, September 11, 2008 7:57 AM

"France surrenders to invading Higgs Boson"

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#21 posted by Ari B.

, September 11, 2008 7:59 AM

@18

A few years ago, the real Casey, Andy and Mary were all in my apartment, and nothing blew up! (I'd suspect they were imposters, but I'd already met Mary previously...)

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#22 posted by Clay

, September 11, 2008 8:05 AM

"John... is this supposed to happen?"

"D'oh! I go back to the 1970s to stop the Y2K disaster but then you guys get the black hole experiment wrong? Screw this, I'm going back to my own timeline."

"Butterfly effect's a bitch."

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#23 posted by Waffles , September 11, 2008 8:06 AM

Critical hit!

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#24 posted by dculberson , September 11, 2008 8:13 AM

(voice from above)

"I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!!"

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#25 posted by strougly , September 11, 2008 8:27 AM

"tell him about the twinkie"
"wut?"

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#26 posted by gonzilla , September 11, 2008 8:30 AM

Long time ago and far far away, my arse!!! They're fricking right here, right now!!!!!!!!

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#27 posted by Duffong , September 11, 2008 8:31 AM

Flights arriving & departing Aéroport International de Genève Wednesday were delayed for a few hours after it was discovered that Swissair flight 262 was inadvertently diverted to the other side of the universe.

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#28 posted by gonzilla , September 11, 2008 8:33 AM

This sucks.

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#29 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 8:46 AM

@#6, Airship, I'm pretty sure you meant Jimmy Neutron not Timmy Turner?

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#30 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 8:59 AM

"It was before the war ... when the huge island called Azo was still a foreign territory."

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#31 posted by dculberson , September 11, 2008 9:00 AM

I blame myself.

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#32 posted by theoriginaljoefisher , September 11, 2008 9:05 AM

Wow, they were NOT kidding about John McCain's temper.

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#33 posted by St_Stevie , September 11, 2008 9:05 AM

Oh Nos! My Pizza!

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#34 posted by SamF , September 11, 2008 9:18 AM

KB8675309 - Windows Vista may crash and you may receive a Stop error message on a blue screen when colliding high-kinetic-energy particle beams.

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#35 posted by bibulb , September 11, 2008 9:27 AM

"Fries are up."

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#36 posted by XykoJester , September 11, 2008 9:47 AM

Billy was posthumously awarded 1st place for his Science Fair project.

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#37 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 9:52 AM

We were going on 3, right?

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#38 posted by muteboy , September 11, 2008 10:09 AM

Halo 3, available now.

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#39 posted by Rob Beschizza

, September 11, 2008 10:15 AM

Wow, thanks! I'll have to put up a poll.

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#40 posted by acipolone

, September 11, 2008 10:32 AM

Little did they know that ants were descendants of a highly advanced alien civilization.

Ain't payback a bitch?

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#41 posted by Mindpowered

, September 11, 2008 10:42 AM

Easiest "Where on Google Earth?" ever.

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#42 posted by Brettspiel , September 11, 2008 11:00 AM

Residents of Geneva, Switzerland, today had a sudden sinking feeling as the LHC was powered up for the first time.

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#43 posted by SamF , September 11, 2008 11:39 AM

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

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#44 posted by abstrak , September 11, 2008 11:44 AM

Gentlemen....BEHOLD!

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#45 posted by Rich

, September 11, 2008 11:45 AM

Aw man, can I get that image as a desktop wallpaper?!

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#46 posted by MarlboroTestMonkey7

, September 11, 2008 11:49 AM

On the bright side, NO ZOMBIES!

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#47 posted by artbot , September 11, 2008 11:51 AM

Apple was right - this event DOES rock!

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#48 posted by A New Challenger

, September 11, 2008 11:56 AM

LHC did 9/11

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#49 posted by Yreka , September 11, 2008 11:59 AM

" Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing here. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal!"

I told you not to cross the streams.

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#50 posted by shahryarrakeen , September 11, 2008 12:00 PM

When they said the world was going down the drain, I didn't think they meant literally.

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#51 posted by Yreka , September 11, 2008 12:01 PM

Damn. I didn't re-load the page to see if anyone came up with it before me.

Sorry samf.

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#52 posted by BrerMatt , September 11, 2008 12:43 PM

You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.

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#53 posted by tcadell , September 11, 2008 12:45 PM

I said, "You are HERE!"

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#54 posted by Frank_in_Virginia , September 11, 2008 1:03 PM

"That Hadron Collider is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."

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#55 posted by Frank_in_Virginia , September 11, 2008 1:07 PM

No, this is not your ass.

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#56 posted by w000t , September 11, 2008 1:07 PM

"Don't worry, we should have that worked out by the time the final release goes live."

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#57 posted by MustSeeRadio , September 11, 2008 1:18 PM

TETSUO!!!!!

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#58 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 1:50 PM

PEW PEW PEW!!!

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#59 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 1:57 PM

BOH!

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#60 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 2:00 PM

Bassrush 4 - Mastervibe at the controls!

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#61 posted by maoinhibitor , September 11, 2008 2:09 PM

Dang. #53 beat me to it.

Akira!

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#62 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 2:46 PM

My bad!

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#63 posted by Mister N , September 11, 2008 2:49 PM

The day the gods played with a magnifying glass.

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#64 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 2:52 PM

MENTOS?

Check

DIET COKE?

Check, sir...

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#65 posted by St_Stevie , September 11, 2008 2:59 PM

Finally: WMD, found.

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#66 posted by toxonix

, September 11, 2008 3:26 PM

"A sure sign that Europe is the center for physics"

Actual headline:
http://government.zdnet.com/?p=3993

Anyway..
Why would any think a black hole would form in the center of the collider ring? Nothing happens there as far as I know. The compact muon solenoid might end up spinning off some miniscule black holes.

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#67 posted by controlbroke , September 11, 2008 3:45 PM

scientist in Hawaiian shirt:

"Did you see what GOD just did to us, man?"

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#68 posted by Protobot , September 11, 2008 4:20 PM

"Remember this well! This drill rips holes through the universe. That hole will become a path for those who follow us. The wishes of the defeated and the hopes of everyone who follows, with those two thoughts, with 20 spirals weaved in, we'll carve the path to tomorrow!"

Also resonance cascade.

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#69 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 6:01 PM

You're doing it wrong!

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#70 posted by searconflex , September 11, 2008 6:14 PM

KANEDA!!!!

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#71 posted by searconflex , September 11, 2008 6:16 PM

It has already begun...

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#72 posted by redthoughts , September 11, 2008 6:34 PM

Alien forces zap LHC!

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#73 posted by BrerMatt , September 11, 2008 7:11 PM

Alex: It's a message from Torchwood. They say they're ready.

PM Harriet Jones: Tell them to fire.

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#74 posted by Duffong , September 11, 2008 7:30 PM

@69, Kaneda!!!! was a great choice, actually quite spot on. :thumbup:

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#75 posted by HankPootel , September 11, 2008 7:34 PM

"I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard
analysis procedures today, Gordon."

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#76 posted by mdh , September 11, 2008 8:33 PM

Alderaan will never see it coming.

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#77 posted by TexSquid , September 11, 2008 8:55 PM

Now, that's an early termination fee!!

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#78 posted by schwal , September 11, 2008 9:06 PM

St. Peter: GOD!
God: What?
St. Peter: They built a black hole generator.
God: So?
St. Peter: On Earth.
God: Dammit I thought I could take a break after the cold war.

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#79 posted by Anonymous , September 11, 2008 9:48 PM

While the CERN Large Hadron Collider was a dissapointment, Seattle's Large Hardon Colliding Convention had devestating unforeseen consquences...

-Sloth

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#80 posted by RedShirt77 , September 11, 2008 10:11 PM

Guy 1:"Aww shit, a Keanu Reeves movie just became reality."

Guy 2: "Which one?"

Guy 1: "The one I can never remember the name of. You know, the one with the black guy."

Guy 2:" I thought thumbsucker already was a true story."

Guy 1: "We are going to need some serious weed to revover from the cancer we are about to get from this fallout."

Guy 2:"Wait, was Keanu in harold and Kumar?"