Hentai NVIDIA card reveals new benchmark standard in GPU processing

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We will not claim that this hentai brandedi GeForce 8800 GT card, initially spotted by a member of the Fucked Gaijin forums, is real. It is almost certainly a PhotoShop. That said, as GPUs get more and more powerful, what could be a better showcase for a graphic card’s polygon-pumping might than the cel-shaded depiction of a hydrocephalic Japanese pre-teen’s cervix, her realistic mucous membrane providing an impressive testing ground for Nvidia’s revolutionary fluidic physics processing?

Thank you, Japan. We look forward to the introduction of the Cartoon Cervix Scale in the next version of 3D Mark.

Elsa Gladiac NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT [Fucked Gaijin]

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12 Responses to Hentai NVIDIA card reveals new benchmark standard in GPU processing

  1. DrJen says:

    Um…er…um. I’m not sure why this post bothers me more than most. I guess it’s because this is not(admittedly) really a gadget, but a probable photoshop, so the posting is just an excuse to put up a really young-looking cartoon doing whatever. Anyway, bleh.

  2. Daemon says:

    For those wondering, the girl on the box is a hentai adaption of Louise, the female lead of the not remotely hentai series Zero No Tsukaima, based on a japanese light novel series of the same name.

  3. HeatherB says:

    Somewhere out there, there is a fella who is happy because he got to slide her in.

  4. reflex says:

    Jesus, Brownlee. Don’t take this as encouragement, but I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe for a minute or two.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Elsa was a german manufacturer of PC components in the last century. They went extinct somewhen before the era of AGP graphic cards.

  6. Not a Doktor says:

    Well this looks better than normal box-art that the same creative team makes that brought you this music video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw

  7. mujadaddy says:

    This post makes me feel dirty.

    Keep up the good work.

  8. monopole says:

    Jake0748 #3
    Sure you don’t need a GPU to watch hentai.
    But what about Dating Simulations?

    and Augmented Reality Cybermaid Molestation:
    http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/07/21/cybermaid-molestatio.html

    and The PC port of Half Elf Tentacle Assault:
    http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/07/24/halfelf-tentacle-ass.html
    (Better get a Hentai branded Cintiq too!)

    Finally, beta testers of the new Hello Kitty’s Futanari Adventure MMO report the need for Crysis level hardware and a Physics Processor to render the tentacles in full quality.

  9. frankiez says:

    This is of course the Panchira GeForce 8800 GT card…
    It’s just a bishoujo game card to play SEXY BEACH 3…

  10. Enochrewt says:

    Wow, that boxart is dirty.

  11. dculberson says:

    @Anon #6, I had an Elsa AGP graphics and video capture card. (The “Victory Erazer,” whatever that means.) So they did have at least some AGP cards.

  12. Jake0748 says:

    Well, you don’t really need a fancy video card to look at hentai, upskirt (or any other kind of) porn on the intertubes.

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