New LazerTag guns are practically sci-fi objets d'art
Just the product image of the Lazertag Multiplayer Battle System is causing me to experience a euphoric sensation of jellification. For$ 80, the package includes two gorgeously designed Phoenix LTC guns with rumble, recoil and manual reload as an option. Look at those laser guns: those are beautiful enough to mount on a wall, the battle-charred war pistols of some futuristic rocketman. There's also a Shot Blast attachment, which allows you to tag multiple targets at once, therefore boosting your hit damage.
I'm really tempted to pull the trigger on these. I've never played LazerTag: I'm an 80s child whose parents unfortunately bought into the whole nightly news scare when the first urban legend about a cop shooting a kid armed with a LazerTag gun in a playground made its word-of-mouth lamentable tour.
Lazer Tag Multiplayer Battle System
[Amazon via Uncrate
: It's been brought to our attention that the cop did shoot the kid
. Read this story from the NYT
. Take that, urban legends!
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