Power On Self Test: Slow News Day

1. [mistercharlie]

   Humbert!

2. [strider_mt2k]

   Da BOID!

3. [Gary61]

   How do ya budget yer budgie?

4. [zikman]

   I had a budgie but it died… I like pie

5. [Anonymous]

   Hope he doesn’t poop down the lid of your laptop.

6. [A New Challenger]

   Well we know what the next power-on self test must be: a picture of this entry on the monitor.

7. [alowishus]

   Awwww, you just wanna feed him a cracker! Or some seed. Or whatever he eats . . . He’s CUTE!

8. [Enochrewt]

   So, uhh how’s the lid of that laptop holding up?

9. [hokano]

   John, please pass the following along to HH: “Pretty bird!” (repeat 500 times)

10. [jennfrank]

    This is adorable. I logged in because I couldn’t keep this to myself.

11. [Anonymous]

    Make sure that you don’t cook with any Teflon cookware — I guess when it heats up it emits fumes that can kill birds.

12. [WeightedCompanionCube]

    The Internet has shown me birds perched on worse.