Audio-Technica announces designer ear buds for the womenfolk
Audio-Technica's new range of attractive, pastel-colored earbuds have been "created especially for women," a creative PR euphemism belying the underlying technology's true import: the first headphones capable of transmitting sound through vaginal walls to the mysterious "uterine" ear that has mystified anatomists for centuries.
Audio-Technica: "Headphones for Ladies" [Slashgear]
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Sekino
#1 – 1:47 PM September 23, 2008
"Designed for Women"
Because just like female pleasure, the otherworldly intricacies and sheer weirdness of the female ear canal has been ignored by science... until now...
Audio-Technica: Making the world a more equal place, one ear at a time.
/echo
kerry
#2 – 1:55 PM September 23, 2008
Ah, but do they make ones with the little mic and button for iPhone? My vadge won't accept anything less.
Halloween Jack
#3 – 2:35 PM September 23, 2008
What, so I have to wear a dress in order to use these? Not that I mind doing so, it's just the principle of the thing.
gewurztraminer
#4 – 2:57 PM September 23, 2008
Well, shoot! I wasn't aware I had to like fugly colors to be a woman. I'll turn in my chick card at the end of the day.
Downpressor
#5 – 11:28 PM September 23, 2008
IIRC my wife bought some of these last year. The ear canal pads were always coming off the headphones and then a cable broke loose. Far lower quality than other AT products I've bought in the past.
Garr
#6 – 3:11 AM September 25, 2008
I'm not a girl, but I still guess that these earbuds are not match against these crystals