Russia’s wide and scenic Vistas

Window Vista Ad [English Russia via Crunch]

1. [Halloween Jack]

   Needs to be inside the bowl, really.

2. [metafactory]

   The Russian text says: “the digital life starts here.”

3. [w000t]

   I think (my Rusky yuzeek is rusty, you see) it’s “the digital world starts here;” which is even funnier, IMO.

4. [chef]

   Maybe it’s a test; if you see piss stains on the seat lid instead of in/around the bowl, you’ll know how Microsoft’s reputation is in that area.

5. [E0157H7]

   Are you sure you want to flush?
   I’ll bet the tank takes forever to fill back up as well.

6. [flyingdutchman]

   Of course, before you can use the toilet, you’ll have to agree to an EULA (about 10 A4 pages of dense legalese in 8 point type), the terms of which I would not even dare to imagine…