TantraChair adds a touch of class to specialized sex furniture
The "TantraChair" was made for fucking. Unlike similar products, it would look merely peculiar in a living room or den, not icky and terrifying. I'm not exactly the most tightly wound freak out there, but my chakras bind right up when I walk into a house and see sex toys or fetish gear out in the open. Sorry, friends! I may even find you attractive but I don't want to know that much about your body functions until we've at least played a videogame or two.
Then again, the TantraChair looks enough like regular furniture you might sit on it without realizing its true role. Consider this a public service announcement.
The TantraChair isn't even all that expensive as far as custom furniture goes: $1,200. It's available in a variety of upholstery options, as well. If you'd like to learn more about how the chair can be used, the company page features two rather spectacular-looking humans going at it right there on the couch in pictures so vivid you can practically smell the Clorox Clean-Up. (Which is to say: NSFW.)
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I believe that having a partner who looks like the model in the pic also goes a long way to coital satisfaction.
Is that Paula Abdul? Wow, times ARE tough
BBonyX,
I had a partner that looked this good...once. She was a dead fish. No furniture would help.
But...This is where furniture should be heading. Real world uses. I am placing my order as soon as possible.
Yes, but I wasn't. Nothing against this fine product, but it's made me realize that what I need is unsexy, impractical fuckchairs. Something to make my hypothetical paramours think afterwards, "Huh, I was expecting that to be a nightmare, but really it was nearly adequate!"
In other words, it's yet more validation of my 100% Ikea philosophy.
what ever happened to comfy bed and some stacked pillows? I didn't even have the first part when I was in college... Dorm beds FTW! Hitting your head on the ceiling from the top bunk while having sex is always fun too...
Not what a need... a giant reminder of how much sex I'm not having.
not quite as great as the chair george clooney makes in burn after reading.
And there's no need to worry about your Carbon Footprint while working on your week long orgasms, it's a Green Product!
This chair does not have Tantric written all over it. It just doesn't.
Wow. You weren't kidding about the models, Joel.
Bbonyx, I have found that enthusiasm and experimental attitude go further in coital satisfaction than looks alone.. Well, to a point. ;-)
Wow, I have a story too dirty for BBG in a sex chair post. How about that?
But I'll agree enthusiasm, experimental attitude AND openess go a lot further than looks alone.
I find it rather sad that of all their example pictures, the girl would be the one doing the majority of the work.
I call b**ls**t! I don't see any appreciable orifices or protuberances, so how precisely are you going to boink this furniture!
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The chair is pretty, but the photos don't introduce any positions that aren't already possible on conventional furniture...yawn
In these frugal times one must make do with the Ikea Jesper bench:)
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/90117656
The older I get, the more I realize that satisfaction doesn't come from how pretty the "model" is. And, while there is no accounting for taste, the image above is a pretty unsexy photo, which makes the model look terrible. I'm sure she is a very sweet young lady, but I fail to see what sort of excitement /this/ particular image might generate.
However, nice furniture that facilitates lounging in a variety of connective poses... that's a win in my books.
"I'd Hit It."
Coincidence that the Jasper is $69.99? I think not.
I do not understand, what keeps the sea water from flowing out everywhere?
Guys really make me laugh. A man will buy anything if you pose a nude model on it. You'd never get me or any gal I know on that thing.
Actually, I just looked at it again. If you walked me into a room and showed me that, I'd march right out of the room and out of your house.
Any guy who has one of those THINGS probably has a blow-up doll to go with it.
Assuming sea water = orgasmic juices, perhaps there should be a sluice at the center to capture all of that, then it can be channeled to a tub underneath later use. I mean we wouldn't want to spill it all over the living room floor, do we?
There are a few issues that concern me about this chair:
1) Cleanliness: When the "sea water" goes spilling all over the place into those fancy crevices on the chair, what's the best way to clean it?
2) Although the Tantra chair is leather, it will probably absorb a lot of those naughty aromas after a while, with the nature of leather being able to absorb bodily oils and all that.
What do you suggest for curbing the sexual potpourri, so guests don't get too much wind of the activities concerning the Tantra Chair?
3) Does it have a shiatsu back massager? At that price, it should also have a shiatsu back massager.
Thanks in advance!
I was referring to the oxygenated liquid required for gill function. "orgasmic juices", ewww!
It looks pretty narrow to me, which makes me wonder how easy it is to push over on its side, since it must not have a very stable base.
Taku-san, I'm sure they have that in the Coral reef model.
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"And that is why you fail." -- Yoda
Where are the D-rings?
Availability in sunflower and pistachio is all well and good, but for 12 Benjamins I require D-rings, a Sybian control interface, and MIDI In, Out and Thru.
"Any guy who has one of those THINGS probably has a blow-up doll to go with it."
It's the people with the blow-up sheep that worry me.
The fact that you can buy either the front or the back half of the sheep is also disturbing.
@Avi Solomon #16
And the Ikea bench has a machine washable cover. No Safe Working Load mentioned though.
"enthusiasm, experimental attitude AND openess" FTW
An ordinary sofa and Scotch-Gard, kids. It worked for Grandpa, it works for me (at least, after I washed the traces of Grandpa and Grandma off).
OK, finally got to watch the videos... white het couple having sex on a giant tape dispenser... freaky, but not that interesting.
Wait, what were they selling again?
I'm wondering if it would be better if the slope were adjustable