Robot Overlord booms text messages to trembling squalls

Robovox: an 8-meter tall metallic overlord who accepts text messages from your cell phone, then reads them aloud to the trembling meat squalls bowing and scraping before him. Robovox's creator believes he will be used for the metallic monotone expression of political dissent, but it seems far more likely that an average day's discourse will be spent elaborating upon his contempt for the filthy squalor of humanity, threatening their destruction and asking about the strange nature of the human emotion some call "wuv."

Robovox [Official Site via BotJunkie]

[#1 posted by Josh Michtom , October 1, 2008 9:19 AM]

Isn't a squall a sudden, violent gust of wind? Not to pick nits or anything, just confused.

[#2 posted by Gary61 , October 1, 2008 9:32 AM]

"Take me to your recharging station."

[#3 posted by alowishus , October 1, 2008 9:42 AM]

Laf-O-Meter pegged. Thanks Brownlee!

[#4 posted by jenjen , October 1, 2008 10:08 AM]

I, for one... oh never mind.

[#5 posted by Not a Doktor , October 1, 2008 10:49 AM]

I personally want to hear "Break it down Miss Kimball Jones"

That would be the best DJ voice sample ever.

[#6 posted by jim , October 1, 2008 11:21 AM]

IGNORE ME!

[#7 posted by Joel Johnson , October 1, 2008 11:34 AM]

THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE!

[#8 posted by jim , October 1, 2008 12:57 PM]

Venture Bros. "Twenty Years to Midnight"

[#9 posted by geekpdx , October 1, 2008 4:39 PM]

This Concept of 'Wuv' Confuses and Infuriates Us!

[#10 posted by guy_jin , October 1, 2008 4:51 PM]

you can't post this sort of thing and not give us its number.

[#11 posted by Halloween Jack , October 2, 2008 7:53 AM]

I'd like to hear Robovox cover this hot lil' number.