Electronics of the Meat King

In the fat-streaked palace of the meat king, everything is made from the pulsing musculature of putrefying flesh. The meat king dreams his sirloin dreams upon a chaise longue carved from pancetta, bathes in drippings in his sirloin tub, contemplates the meaning of the universe upon his pork-hewn toilet and licks the gristle from the cheeks of his meat puppet concubines. Even electronics are not ignored: sinuous musculature conducts 3G signals amply, and SPAM-sliced USB stick holds the incriminating evidence of the leberkase liege's secret fetish: 4GBs of secret cheese porn, mostly focused on extreme close-ups of the gaping air holes of immature Swiss emmentalers.

Photo of Gadgets Made of Meat [Trend Hunter]

[#1 posted by pelrun , October 2, 2008 4:45 AM]

*slaps and flaps his meat*

[#2 posted by dculberson , October 2, 2008 5:53 AM]

I spy a skeleton key made of meat.

[#3 posted by pork musket , October 2, 2008 7:36 AM]

If I look too closely at this I start to feel a little nauseous.

[#4 posted by Halloween Jack , October 2, 2008 7:41 AM]

Sounds like the fantasies of Odin Quincannon.

[#5 posted by loganbouchard , October 2, 2008 7:48 AM]

wow, thank you, John, for that... vivid description...
it was actually more interesting than the image itself.
but who knows which is more confusing/accurate.

[#6 posted by Enochrewt , October 2, 2008 9:04 AM]

I'm a meat lover, and I just threw up in my mouth.

[#7 posted by Lea Hernandez , October 2, 2008 9:21 AM]

Just over "implanted Cheetos-brand Snack Glands," now glad I didn't have bacon and chip for breakfast.
It's the description. Damn you, Brownlee.

[#8 posted by Lupin Yonsei , October 2, 2008 12:41 PM]

Hooray! Kingdom of Loathing is invading the real world!

Now for a car made out of meat...

[#9 posted by Rob Beschizza , October 2, 2008 3:12 PM]

This post edged me closer to vegetarianism.