Electronics of the Meat King

In the fat-streaked palace of the meat king, everything is made from the pulsing musculature of putrefying flesh. The meat king dreams his sirloin dreams upon a chaise longue carved from pancetta, bathes in drippings in his sirloin tub, contemplates the meaning of the universe upon his pork-hewn toilet and licks the gristle from the cheeks of his meat puppet concubines. Even electronics are not ignored: sinuous musculature conducts 3G signals amply, and SPAM-sliced USB stick holds the incriminating evidence of the leberkase liege's secret fetish: 4GBs of secret cheese porn, mostly focused on extreme close-ups of the gaping air holes of immature Swiss emmentalers. Photo of Gadgets Made of Meat [Trend Hunter]
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

9 Responses to Electronics of the Meat King

  1. pelrun says:

    *slaps and flaps his meat*

  2. dculberson says:

    I spy a skeleton key made of meat.

  3. pork musket says:

    If I look too closely at this I start to feel a little nauseous.

  4. Halloween Jack says:

    Sounds like the fantasies of Odin Quincannon.

  5. loganbouchard says:

    wow, thank you, John, for that… vivid description…
    it was actually more interesting than the image itself.
    but who knows which is more confusing/accurate.

  6. Lupin Yonsei says:

    Hooray! Kingdom of Loathing is invading the real world!

    Now for a car made out of meat…

  7. Enochrewt says:

    I’m a meat lover, and I just threw up in my mouth.

  8. Lea Hernandez says:

    Just over “implanted Cheetos-brand Snack Glands,” now glad I didn’t have bacon and chip for breakfast.
    It’s the description. Damn you, Brownlee.

  9. Rob Beschizza says:

    This post edged me closer to vegetarianism.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>


More BB

Boing Boing Video

Flickr Pool




Displays ads via FM Tech

RSS and Email

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution. Boing Boing is a trademark of Happy Mutants LLC in the United States and other countries.

FM Tech