Is this the “beastly” new MacBook Pro? (Spoiler: No.)

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More “leaked” shots of the new MacBook Pros expected to be announced in just under a couple of weeks, ostensibly taken via camera phone by an Apple designer.

I’m not buying it: although we can be certain that the new MacBook Pros will have a magnetic latch, and while this design is probably more plausible than the rumored glass touchpad, that black trackpad looks awful. There’s no way Jobs is going to let that through.

The “leaked ad” pushes credibility way too far, though:

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“A blend of beauty meets beastly power?” That’s not even grammatically correct, let alone plausible. There’s no universe where Jobs is going to sign off on describing one of his zen product designs with the adjective “beastly.” Who would be the Feist for that advertising campaign, I wonder? Personally, I’d cross both fleshy tines of my bifurcated tongue for the Genitorturers.

Leaked Pictures of New MacBook Pro [Cult of Mac]

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4 Responses to Is this the “beastly” new MacBook Pro? (Spoiler: No.)

  1. Anonymous says:

    Steve Jobs AND the Genitorturers in one paragraph and nobody can be bothered to comment?!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Ok I agree that teh Steve would not likely sign off on “A blend of beauty meets beastly power?” but with regard to the grammar, I just have to say, “Think Different”

  3. GeekMan says:

    You’re just encouraging the Photoshoppers. :P

  4. loganbouchard says:

    you guys should do another photoshop ‘contest’looking for everyone’s best macbook pro.

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