Condometric: Condom with ruler not for use in U.S., Liberia, or Burma

Yes, the “Condometric” is a condom with a ruler on it. No, I do not know where you can buy them in the States. (The company that makes them is in Spain.) Yes, I do know a similar product, the Peter Meter, is available for just $3. No, I will not tell you how I know this. (Okay: Google.)

Bananas can be purchased at your local grocery.

Condometric product page [Curiosite]

1. [Tommy]

   Wow! I’m better hung than I thought.

   Oh, wait, that’s centimeters.

2. [SamF]

   But…why would I want to use a condom to figure out how long my banana is?

   And should I take this with me to the grocery store and measure my banana there?

   Or should I wait until I get home to do my banana measuring?

   Or does the size of my banana even matter?

3. [musicalwoods]

   I’m pretty sure you have to measure your banana in the grocery store, so you know just what you are buying.

   This just makes me think of xkcd. http://xkcd.com/236/

4. [Not a Doktor]

   This can only lead to sadness

5. [Latente]

   enjoy my elastic ruler.