Extraterrestrial tea pot features rare, overweight gray
A wonderful UFO tea pot, tupped by an emeraldescent alien whose strange, mercurial micturations make up the morning brew thanks to his native diet: the extraterrestrial foliage of the Ur-Quan Earl Gray plant.
UFO Teapot [British Novelty Teapot via Nerd Approved]

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Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
I think this teapot should be sold here:
http://www.overwaitea.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overwaitea_Foods
His name is obviously "Earl".
ET & Tea!
My dad made this!
You buy direct from him (along with many other great designs) here:
http://www.andytitcomb.com
He also runs the world's leading Teapot Blog (probably).
http://teapotsteapotsteapots.blogspot.com