Kota, the 3-ft tall robot dinosaur

To whom will victory go in the post-apocalyptic War of the Children, fought by the orphaned young who remain in the bacterium's wake? It will go to those to mounted on giant plushie robot dinosaurs.

Recruitment video:

Amazon.com will prepare your offspring for battle for $300.

Kota Robot Baby Dino [Amazon via botjunkie]

10 Comments

dculberson

#1 – 8:48 AM October 8, 2008

I guess camera movement can substitute for the toy itself moving...

Tensegrity

#2 – 8:50 AM October 8, 2008

Just in time for young earth creationists to put together the best ever "Lil Caveman" halloween costume for little Cody.

BCJ

#3 – 8:51 AM October 8, 2008

I was so excited when I though it would walk (I guess that would be tricky with kids riding on its back). Now, I am less excited.

sisyphus

#4 – 9:09 AM October 8, 2008

Are you kidding? This is epic.

Kota is clearly the luminous scion of everything that was awesome to a child in 1988 – the result of glorious interspecies mating between Teddy Ruxpin and The Land Before Time's Cera.

HeatherB

#5 – 9:51 AM October 8, 2008

I....WANT....ONE....NOW!!!!

Rob Beschizza

#6 – 10:11 AM October 8, 2008

No, you can't have a robot dinosaur. Not Yours.

Stefan Jones

#7 – 1:18 PM October 8, 2008

Awwww. Scooped. I suggested a Kota related story to the main BB page yesterday.

This strikes me as entirely the wrong economy in which to be releasing $300 toys.

#4: ". . . glorious interspecies mating . . ."

Dude . . .