Kota, the 3-ft tall robot dinosaur
To whom will victory go in the post-apocalyptic War of the Children, fought by the orphaned young who remain in the bacterium's wake? It will go to those to mounted on giant plushie robot dinosaurs.
Recruitment video:
Amazon.com will prepare your offspring for battle for $300.
Kota Robot Baby Dino [Amazon via botjunkie]

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I guess camera movement can substitute for the toy itself moving...
Just in time for young earth creationists to put together the best ever "Lil Caveman" halloween costume for little Cody.
I was so excited when I though it would walk (I guess that would be tricky with kids riding on its back). Now, I am less excited.
Are you kidding? This is epic.
Kota is clearly the luminous scion of everything that was awesome to a child in 1988 – the result of glorious interspecies mating between Teddy Ruxpin and The Land Before Time's Cera.
I....WANT....ONE....NOW!!!!
No, you can't have a robot dinosaur. Not Yours.
Awwww. Scooped. I suggested a Kota related story to the main BB page yesterday.
This strikes me as entirely the wrong economy in which to be releasing $300 toys.
#4: ". . . glorious interspecies mating . . ."
Dude . . .
Don't go posting stuff like that without including a link.
Yeah, I call rule 34 on Teddy Ruxpin and The Land Before Time's Cera
My inner child now wants a 3ft tall robot chibi Cthulhu. If it could clean my flat as well, that would be a bonus.
You can see a video of kota here:
http://www.toywhimsy.com/2008/11/kota-and-power.html