Poke a smelly pixel panda with the Tuttuki Bako

Imagine a glory hole, through the brazen schlorking of which one might plunge into the Tamagotchi dimension. What's on the other end, no man knows. Will your member, digital or otherwise, be licked by a smelly pixel panda? Will it be caressed by a bitmap slime ball? Or will you simply poke a young girl in the eye? Truly, Bandai's latest handheld game — Tuttuki Bako — is the most fun and perverse way you could spend $30 bucks short of paying me to teach you the rules to my favorite blindfolded party game, "What's In Your Mouth?"

The Tuttuki Bako Box needs your finger to play with virtual characters [Crunchgear]

[#1 posted by Rob Beschizza , October 8, 2008 10:03 AM]

"Tuttuki Bako" does sound like it might mean something like "filthy filthy bathroom encounter"

[#2 posted by Tensegrity , October 8, 2008 10:23 AM]

The Bene Gesserit should switch over from the pain box to this device.

[#3 posted by dculberson , October 8, 2008 10:49 AM]

I think we need a BBTV episode demonstrating you, Rob, and Joel playing "What's In Your Mouth?" Choice of roles is up to you three.

[#4 posted by Not a Doktor , October 8, 2008 10:53 AM]

You've gone too far man.

Now how you gonna pull it out?

[#5 posted by A New Challenger , October 8, 2008 12:01 PM]

Ah yes, the Japanese Finger Trap.

[#6 posted by Krenath , October 8, 2008 12:14 PM]

Wow. It's obvious without even looking at the byline if a fresh, steaming post was excreted by Mr. Brownlee.

[#7 posted by sisyphus , October 8, 2008 12:34 PM]

Krenath, that's ten posts down, known colloquially as "The Shelf."

I, for one, am always titillated by Brownlee's barely veiled scatological and otherwise-toilet-related jokes and asides.

Oh, and I Second the Motion to demonstrate "What's In Your Mouth?" in an episode of BBTV. Make that happen, guys.

[#8 posted by loganbouchard , October 8, 2008 9:23 PM]

#5- LOL! that's hilarious on so many levels!

[#9 posted by Stuart Ellis , October 9, 2008 6:15 AM]

Apparently Bandai does not have plans to export them from Japan. Which is a shame. There's always eBay. But there's none there... Yet.

[#10 posted by franko , October 9, 2008 6:31 AM]

i'm with #2 -- i don't think the bene gesserit ever envisioned their device being so kawai.

[#11 posted by edwinx2 , October 9, 2008 6:59 AM]

I read and love BBG in general, but Brownlee's writing style is what keeps teasing me to come back. Keep up the good work, m'man.

[#12 posted by wesley_honi , February 17, 2009 2:34 AM]

You can get yourself a Tuttuki Bako as an Import from Japan. Check out http://www.tuttukibako.com/toy/