Poke a smelly pixel panda with the Tuttuki Bako

Imagine a glory hole, through the brazen schlorking of which one might plunge into the Tamagotchi dimension. What's on the other end, no man knows. Will your member, digital or otherwise, be licked by a smelly pixel panda? Will it be caressed by a bitmap slime ball? Or will you simply poke a young girl in the eye? Truly, Bandai's latest handheld game — Tuttuki Bako — is the most fun and perverse way you could spend $30 bucks short of paying me to teach you the rules to my favorite blindfolded party game, "What's In Your Mouth?" The Tuttuki Bako Box needs your finger to play with virtual characters [Crunchgear]
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12 Responses to Poke a smelly pixel panda with the Tuttuki Bako

  1. dculberson says:

    I think we need a BBTV episode demonstrating you, Rob, and Joel playing “What’s In Your Mouth?” Choice of roles is up to you three.

  2. Not a Doktor says:

    You’ve gone too far man.

    Now how you gonna pull it out?

  3. A New Challenger says:

    Ah yes, the Japanese Finger Trap.

  4. Krenath says:

    Wow. It’s obvious without even looking at the byline if a fresh, steaming post was excreted by Mr. Brownlee.

  5. Stuart Ellis says:

    Apparently Bandai does not have plans to export them from Japan. Which is a shame. There’s always eBay. But there’s none there… Yet.

  6. franko says:

    i’m with #2 — i don’t think the bene gesserit ever envisioned their device being so kawai.

  7. sisyphus says:

    Krenath, that’s ten posts down, known colloquially as “The Shelf.”

    I, for one, am always titillated by Brownlee’s barely veiled scatological and otherwise-toilet-related jokes and asides.

    Oh, and I Second the Motion to demonstrate “What’s In Your Mouth?” in an episode of BBTV. Make that happen, guys.

  8. edwinx2 says:

    I read and love BBG in general, but Brownlee’s writing style is what keeps teasing me to come back. Keep up the good work, m’man.

  9. wesley_honi says:

    You can get yourself a Tuttuki Bako as an Import from Japan. Check out http://www.tuttukibako.com/toy/

  10. loganbouchard says:

    #5- LOL! that’s hilarious on so many levels!

  11. Rob Beschizza says:

    “Tuttuki Bako” does sound like it might mean something like “filthy filthy bathroom encounter”

  12. Tensegrity says:

    The Bene Gesserit should switch over from the pain box to this device.

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