The swankest, pipe-shaped toilet

2-B-2's designer toilet is delightfully pipe like, a large porcelain bend of excremental, less smoking than emitting the oscillations of visible smell waves. Perhaps the most satisfying element, as an ex-pat living in Germany, is the voluminous depth of the bowl: no "shelf" to scrub here, no sir. I also like the GLaDOS like flushing eye.

Mrs. Hudson [Yanko]

[#1 posted by mappo , October 8, 2008 7:23 AM]

OK, I'll be the first to say it. Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

[#2 posted by Atomische , October 8, 2008 7:37 AM]

Doesn't he "inspection shelf" serve a health-monitoring purpose?

[#3 posted by Marley9 , October 8, 2008 7:43 AM]

Okay, this post hit "home" a bit too much. Also living Germany, I have never quite gotten the shelf crappers. I am told that you should always inspect your droppings for good health...even had a friend in the states that used to claim, "There are two kinds of people, those who check it, and those who don't..." Alas, I am the latter. But that is not the point.

This particular crapper is great, as I often - and honestly - completely inexplicably - (but seldomly), find myself smoking only the finest Dutch herbals on the crapper. I don't know why. It just happens. (Insert random WTF here, even I just did.) Sorry to creat that image for you all, but the design of this shooter is just too much. Just toooooo much.

So this crapper, is without equal, in so many ways.

Bravo.

[#4 posted by muteboy , October 8, 2008 8:29 AM]

That coloured strip shooting up out of it worried me until I realised it was the tiles in the background.

[#5 posted by Not a Doktor , October 8, 2008 9:33 AM]

oooh, industrial prison sheik

[#6 posted by homodachi , October 8, 2008 12:20 PM]

We like to refer to the shelf as the "poop deck."

[#7 posted by OM , October 8, 2008 9:19 PM]

...Talk about blowing smoke up one's own ass.

[#8 posted by dejanigma , October 9, 2008 6:26 AM]

looks like something out of Portal.

[#9 posted by JamesMason , October 9, 2008 7:13 AM]

wtf are you talking about with the shelf?

[#10 posted by flytch , October 9, 2008 7:20 AM]

talk about "a pipe full"...

[#11 posted by PFlint , October 9, 2008 9:54 AM]

I was expecting a pipe like Mario-world. /disappointed.