As untouched by smoking bans as it is completely unconvincing, the Gamucci Cigar remains a delight. Though it unfortunately lacks real flames and carcinogens – and, indeed, any resemblance to a real cigar – the artificial embers and harmless smoke emitter should still provide ample opportunity to annoy friends and strangers alike.
Especially if you can emulate the facial expression of the gentleman in the ad. A heavy-shouldered, bouncing chortle should also be mastered to go with it.
For the more pretentious crowd, be sure to check out the variety of Pipes available. While the cigar says arrogant blow-hard, the pipe marks you more as the thoughtful intellectual. Pick up the nicotine-free liquid for that extra edge on all those fools slowly killing themselves.
A look that screams”Ghak*koffthis is fuckin disgustin/toxic!”
It looks like he’s trying to drill his teef in a mirror.
I just got a Electronic Cigarette, sure it’s still toxic, but not nearly as much. And that Sherlock Holmesian pipe is tre steampunk.
What’s more scifi than a +1 usb cigarette of black metal, with a blue led?
where are you guys seeing the fake pipes? I’ve looked all over the site and can’t find them.
But does it really count if it doesn’t smell like flaming dog turd?
For the pipe, check out this site:
http://litecig.com/