Pocket-size programmable LED scrolly
Just because something is cheap, it doesn't mean it's crap: I can think of a hundred useful things I could do with this tiny $15 LED badge, which has a 21x7 resolution and enough memory to hold 6 messages (512 characters long on the first, 256 for the rest.)
But I want it in green.

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i think it's a belt buckle!
my friend had one much like it.
i'm almost positive it's a belt buckle.
Looking at the back, I think you're right. The crapvendors are often dropshipping and don't actually know what they're selling themselves.
i'm sure it can be re-purposed for just about anything one might have in mind though.
still pretty cool for 15 USD.
Ask and yee shall receive:
Green LED Belt Buckles
And this, my friends, is begging for a trip through a TSA Portal.
Oh man I haven't seen one of those in like 2 years.
These are available all over Chinatown (NYC).