Snack & Stack Lego-style utensils
This locking cutlery set, $17 from Perpetual Kid, hits two important nerd neurological centers: the part of the brain dedicated to unnecessary organization and the part of the brain dedicated to Lego.
A dark and noisome part of me wants to host a refined black-tie dinner, so that these may be laid out, without the slightest hint of irony, alongside fine china and crystal.

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Forget the silverware, I want those pancakes!
Yeah, what about the part of the brain dedicated to eating a stack of ten delicious pancakes?
And the part of the brain dedicated to lego-utensil-wielding redheads, for that matter?
Dude, not only is it a Lego-like utensil, it's a Lego-like SPORK!!
I came here to post what #1 said. Good lord I need me some flapjacks.
I'll take the lady
Oh god I'm so lonely