Energize your scalp with torturous-looking plastic nail board

Literature associated with Head Kenzan, a Japanese scalp massager, assures the reader that the yellow plastic spines "hit upon that perfect balance of not-too-hard and not-too-soft."

I think I'll stick with the classic brass-tentacled head orgasmatron, myself.

Seriously, if you carry this on the streets in Britain, you'll get thrown in jail.

Head Kenzan Japanese Massager [Japan Trend]

[#1 posted by MrScience , October 11, 2008 1:14 PM]

The best part of getting your hair cut, IMHO, is the pleasurable scalp masage as they prepare your keratinised protein filaments for pruning. If this stimulates the nucleus accumbens in a similar fashion, I can see it being quite addictive!

[#2 posted by Sijay , October 11, 2008 4:24 PM]

Care to elaborate on your small comment?

[#3 posted by Nora , October 12, 2008 12:33 PM]

I have one of those copper octopus-looking head massagers and it's amazing. This seems to be a similar concept.

[#4 posted by michaelportent , October 13, 2008 10:23 AM]

If you buy a couple dozen of them, you can fashion a makeshift iron maiden for more intense pain/pleasure!