Gallery of BSODs

For fuck’s sakes, Get A Mac.

Blue Screens of Death in unexpected locations [Pingdom]

1. [Agies]

   ‘Cause Kernal Panic is so much better…

2. [Anonymous]

   Cause Macs

   never

   crash.

   http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2231050780177790445

3. [John Brownlee]

   Keep jerking your knees through your faces about an obvious joke, guys!

4. [Krenath]

   Wow again!

   A post from Brownlee that *doesn’t* involve fecal or pedophilia references! Indeed, if you don’t interpret “fuck’s sakes” as a sexual reference, then this post is entirely unlike John.

   Someone steal his password?

5. [Angstrom]

   people who say “get a mac”, always follow it up with “hey, I was joking”.

   Then a little later “but, really … you should get a mac”

6. [pork musket]

   @ Brownlee – I’ll keep jerking alright. Try and stop me.

7. [John Brownlee]

   Well, it’s true, you really should get a Mac.

8. [John Brownlee]

   Just joking!

9. [Angstrom]

   Sometimes I just get bored of being right.

10. [John Brownlee]

    *fart*

11. [John Brownlee]

    NAMBLA 4-EVER!

12. [John Brownlee]

    … but seriously, Get A Mac.

13. [dculberson]

    Met a gac?

14. [Maneki Nico]

    It’s kernEl panic, morans! (See what I did there?)

    And, yeah, it’s better ’cause, um, the graphics are better?

15. [colonel gentleman]

    Oh no, not this shit again!

16. [pork musket]

    I guess #15′s post would be Colonel panic?

17. [Keir]

    a few years ago at an airport I actually saw something better than a BSOD – non-system disk or disk error, abort, retry or fail!

18. [Anonymous]

    This whole “use my OS because it legitimizes my own decision to use it” is getting OLD. I thought it was dumb when I chose to use a Mac, I thought it was dumb when I used Linux, and I thought it was dumb when I chose to use a Windows OS. It’s tiresome. Let people look at the products and decide, and stop these insane attempts to indoctrinate people.

    It’s almost worse than someone constantly haranguing you to join their religion. Almost. But still SERIOUSLY annoying.

19. [OM]

    …I’d get a Mac, but I like to actually *do* things with my PC that (cr)Apple doesn’t like. Like upgrade it cheaply.

20. [Not a Doktor]

    Don’t forget the mac gay rainbow orb of death!

21. [crash1105]

    Hi Im a mac and a pc

22. [crash1105]

    Hi Im a mac and a pc get a mac

23. [strider_mt2k]

    Be classy.

    Let folks run what makes ‘em happy and cut the crap.

    Ford/Chevy games demean us all.

24. [Anonymous]

    So…. does anyone know how to make the BSOD drink?