ATTENTION! DISREGARD LAST TRANSMISSION!

Dear Consumers,

This is an urgent message from Minister Cray Pippin Wang. If you have just experienced a transmission of a non-promotional or non-informative nature, disregard it. Proceed at once to your nearest shunt purifier and engage full dunk for no less than 10 seconds.

It has also come to our attention that a spurious data "glitch" may be present at some point in this morning's knowledge journey. If you should observe or cause to have others observe any message or trasmission encoded within, notify the nearest authority station and submit for credit suspension and a short, painless session of Delaware Therapy.

Most importantly: if you are contacted by a person or entity that describes itself as "Marvin," immediately begin screaming and waving your arms about and proceed while doing so to the nearest authority station.

Our finest networking drones are evaluating the integrity of the broadcast system to ensure that any further glitches are retroactively disengaged. Thank you.

Yours sincerely,