Morning Reverie

Let LEDs shine on the nickel transistors of this land!
Three trillion SKUs packed with MiniMac’s might!
Infomercia! Glorious conglomerate!
We will always be the envy of Engasia’s techno-catamites!

Through headphones the DRM of freedom has cheered us
Along the new path where great Big Boinger did lead!
“The citizen is indistinguishable from the customer!
A heart filled with consumption is happiness guaranteed!”

We developed our armies in R&D!
We grew our PR men in vats!
Our ministers connect by umbilical:
Thinkbuy warriors, ready for combat!

In the victory of Consumerism’s deathless ideal,
Bloop and bleep our dearest gizmos!
Infomercia! Pegasus unicorn!
Forever be our Caudillismo!