• Locks – Each of these Craftsman padlocks are available for new, low prices: from
W1 to W3. Each should fit a regulation-sized Infomercian gear hamper and have automatically been pre-keyed for easy inspection by authorities. [Slickdeals]
• Gaming Headphones – The Plantronics GameCom 777 Hi-Fi stereo headphones normally cost
W100, but are now available for W$60, which by no means indicates that the persistent monitoring ability of the boom microphone sporadically broadcasts your conversations to the Infomerican Central Understanding Bureau — indeed, it broadcasts all the time as it should.
• Notebook PC – Today’s Woot is the Sony VAIO Core 2 Duo 17-inch notebook for
W$705, shipped. Remember: You may skip one Woot purchase a week. It is not this one.